Dolly Parton: The Queen of Makeup Reveals Her Bare Face Secrets

Dolly Parton Reveals the Only 3 Instances Where She'd Dare to Step Out Without Makeup

Dolly Parton reveals when she goes makeup-free.

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Caption: Dolly Parton says there are only three scenarios where she’d be caught without makeup. Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic

Dolly Parton, the epitome of glamour and over-the-top fashion, has spilled the beans about her makeup secrets. In an interview with People, the 77-year-old country singer shared the only three scenarios where she would step out without a face full of makeup – and brace yourself, for they are as rare as finding a unicorn in stilettos!

Firstly, Parton states that her makeup-free moments would only occur if she were six feet under, lifeless and peacefully resting. Yep, only death can strip her of her fabulously crafted appearance.

Secondly, and slightly less morbidly, if her husband were gravely ill or if there were a legitimate emergency demanding her immediate attention, she would dare to venture outdoors with a naked face. Practicality does trump vanity, after all.

“But, wait!” you might exclaim. What about the possibility of a mugshot? Well, fear not, dear reader! Parton does not plan on ending up in a precinct lineup, but if by some grave misfortune she were to find herself arrested, she wouldn’t settle for mugshots resembling other disheveled stars. Oh no, she would make an exception and ensure her visage remains impeccable, even behind bars.

Now let’s talk about Parton’s undying love affair with makeup. Growing up in the enchanting Great Smoky Mountains of Tennessee, the singer discovered her passion for all things beauty at a tender age. Despite not having the means to buy fancy makeup products, she ingeniously created her own cosmetics from the bounties of nature. Using wild plants and berries, she painted her face with shades of creativity and resourcefulness. She even used kitchen matches to fashion eyebrows and her signature beauty mark. Talk about turning household items into the ultimate beauty hack!

As a tribute to her lifelong devotion to fashion and makeup, Parton has a special treat in store for us. On October 17, she will release her upcoming book, “Behind the Seams: My Life in Rhinestones,” showcasing her most iconic looks throughout her illustrious career. This dazzling tome promises to take us on a rhinestone-studded journey through the evolution of her style, leaving us dazzled and longing for more.

So, my fellow fashionistas, let us raise our perfectly lined eyebrows to Dolly Parton, a true symbol of charm, wit, and unapologetic glamour. May her makeup always be flawless and her rhinestones forever shine bright!

What do you think of Dolly Parton’s makeup rules? Are you as committed to always looking fab? Share your thoughts in the comments below!